Friday, February 02, 2007

I got this e-mail the other day from my friend.

Do it! It's really interesting.

AND DON"T LIE!!!

Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine. When you are done, just leave your total fine in the comments. Title it "my fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25 ......that's just wrong!
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $5
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys whlie having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older than you -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time -- $60.30
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and title it "My fine is $........" and leave it in the comments.

My fine was $285. I'm a square. There are things on the list that I'd like to do but never have done. Maybe I'll have to live a little and bump up my fine (hee hee).

Wednesday, January 31, 2007


Hey.

I'm back from vacay and unfortunately back to the cold hard reality of Vader being in heaven. When we were pulling out of Miami on the ship on Saturday the 6th, we got a call from the vet college. Apparently Vader was not doing well at all. They could not stop the bleeding and further tests showed the cancer had spread to most of his organs and his bone marrow. There was nothing more that they could do, so we told them to not even wake him up from the surgery. That was so hard. That ship was the absolute last place on Earth that I wanted to be at that moment. In the long run though, I think it was for the best that we were away. It forced us to not think about him 24/7. We could focus on other things during the waking hours, but at night when we went to bed was the hardest. Many nights over the past few weeks, we cried ourselves to sleep.

When we got back home, Hubby went to Saskatoon and picked up Vader's ashes. I think we're going to have a stepping stone made in his honor and maybe put some of his ashes in it. The college called us yesterday and said they had made a pawprint from his paw and they'll ship it to us. That was very nice of them.

I miss him so much. The above picture is one of my favorites. It's from 2005. Who knew that when I took it, we'd only have another year with him.

Sorry to be such a downer, but such is life.

Rest in peace Dude...love you.