The show "Family Guy" recently came back on the air with new episodes and the first show back had the best joke ever if you watch FOX. Here goes:

Peter: Everybody, I've got bad news...we've been cancelled!

Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that?

Peter: Well unfortunately Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonderfalls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls' Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda at Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute With Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, and Greg the Bunny.

Lois: Is there no hope?

Peter: Well, I suppose if all of theose shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.

The sad thing is, I watched 18 of those shows. Apparently, I was the only one who did.

So the winner of "American Idol" was just announced and it's none other than Carrie Underwood. Surprise surprise. Simon predicted her to win months ago and he was right again. No matter what anyone thinks of him, he knows his stuff. It was between Carrie and Bo Bice for the final and Bo just isn't a pop-y type person, so the logical winner was Carrie.
I wonder if she'll be successful...Good luck with that!