Compliment or not?

My friend says to me on Saturday night after asking me which birthday we were celebrating : "Wow! You look great! If you had a kid, you'd totally be a MILF!"

Good times were had last night at my belated birthday party! It started off at my house where the girls gave me a present of lingerie and I got fairly drunk. Then we went to Habano's where I got even more drunk, but from what I remember it was a good time. I wish I hadn't gotten so drunk because I really never got to enjoy being at the bar. I remember the guy who gave me the note wanting to see my left hand and I also remember Dave putting a shot in his waistband and the girls making me get it with my mouth which I was too drunk to do and thus had to take it out of his pants using my hand. I remember dancing with him a couple of times but I couldn't tell you what songs we danced to. There's actually a lot that's kind of fuzzy. I really hate that because it feels like I missed out on something. Thank goddess that Jana was giving me water for the last little while or I would have really been in trouble. When I got home, I had 2 Advil and a big glass of water, washed my face and went to bed. I slept and I slept hard. The dogs woke me up at 9:30 because they wanted breakfast, so I fed them and went back to bed. I didn't get up until noon. I'm still feeling kind of dizzy this afternoon. My balance isn't quite right yet. It'll probably be a while before I get all the alcohol I consumed out of my system. I know everyone says this after a night of hard drinking, but I don't ever want to drink that much ever again!!!