I got this e-mail the other day from my friend.
Do it! It's really interesting.
AND DON"T LIE!!!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine. When you are done, just leave your total fine in the comments. Title it "my fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25 ......that's just wrong!
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $5
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys whlie having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older than you -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time -- $60.30
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and title it "My fine is $........" and leave it in the comments.
My fine was $285. I'm a square. There are things on the list that I'd like to do but never have done. Maybe I'll have to live a little and bump up my fine (hee hee).
Do it! It's really interesting.
AND DON"T LIE!!!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine. When you are done, just leave your total fine in the comments. Title it "my fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25 ......that's just wrong!
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $5
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys whlie having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older than you -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time -- $60.30
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and title it "My fine is $........" and leave it in the comments.
My fine was $285. I'm a square. There are things on the list that I'd like to do but never have done. Maybe I'll have to live a little and bump up my fine (hee hee).
3 Comments:
LOL! oh my gosh, you think you're square? my fine was $25. seriously.
I suck.
My hubby's fine on the other hand $555.50.
I think we learned more about each other through that than any other conversation we've ever had.....How the heck did we end up together?...lol
Heh, I'm pretty "square" too. $50 here =).
Interesting bias in the questions... "Puerto Ricans"?? And I note that some items have unique properties that make them easy to pick out... for example, neither you nor your husband has had a threesome...
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