Last night on "South Park", the boys had to take shop class and the girls had to take home ec. The home ec. teacher taught the girls things to say to their rich husbands, such as : "Honey, can I have a new wardrobe?", and "A trip to Hawaii would really improve our sex life." , and my personal favorite, "I can't have sex with you until we get a king sized bed."

Why didn't my home ec. teacher teach me things like that? All we learned was sewing and cooking. Bah! A lot of good that did.