As we were flipping channels the other night, we came across a show about the Chippendales dancers. They were showing a bunch of women stuffing some guy's underwear with money. Then they showed him in the dressing room pulling a bunch of bills from his crotch and I turn to hubby and say, "Yay...sweaty ball money...let's count that!" (being all sarcastic of course). He turns to me and says deadpan, "That's probably how you got pink eye."

Eeeeeeewwwww......