We went to see "Jersey Girl" on the 9th. It was nice to see that Kevin Smith didn't totally sell out. Since the rating was PG, there were a lot of people who brought their kids to see it. I'm sure they were thinking it was a mistake the first time Ben Affleck swore. Then I'm sure they were cringing the 20th time he swore. And I'm sure they were ready to get up and leave during the masturbation conversation between Ben and Liv Tyler. Oh yes, they went into a conversation about porn and masturbating. I, meanwhile, am pissing myself laughing at not only the dialogue, but the reactions of the parents in the audience. It was awesome! These people obviously have never heard of Kevin Smith or seen one of his previous movies. Good jorb Kev! Corrupt those young sponge-like minds! He's my hero!