My husband is a Veterinarian and he happens to be on call tonight. He just got a call from a complete dumbass! Apparantly, this doofus was shooting his pellet gun at targets in the basement and accidentally shot his dog. So Doc is telling him that he needs to get an X-ray to see where the pellet is and that it has to be "done at the clinic because he can't take an x-ray machine to your house" . At this point I'm pretty much pissing myself to keep from laughing out loud, then Doc's telling him that it's gonna cost him big time cuz it's after hours. He must have repeated the price like 6 times and the moron still wasn't getting it. Doc really doesn't want to go see this idiot so he talks him into waiting until tomorrow to see his regular Vet because it'll be cheaper and it's not a life threating emergency at this point. The tool calls back about half a hour later to say he wants to be seen tonight after all. Hopefully this guy realizes the concept of money and will pay Doc because by the sounds of the one-way conversation I overheard, it doesn't look promising.